INFJ: It’s not your fault, you don’t deserve to feel this way
INFP: You’ve got so much potential, just keep your head up!
ENFP: Everything’s going to be alright man!
ENFJ: What’s wrong? Tell me everything. I’m here for you.
INTJ: Are those… Tears? Jesus Christ
INTP: Okay… Okay… How can we fix this?
ENTP: Come on, there’s got to be something that’ll cheer you up
ENTJ: You don’t have to be sad, we’ll get ice cream or something.
ISFP: Don’t worry about it, don’t worry about anything
ESFP: I heard there’s a really good karaoke bar in town…
ISTP: What happened this time?
ESTP: Alright… So you’re sad, why is that?
ISTJ: What the fuck are feelings
ESTJ: What the fucking shit fuck are feelings and why do you feel them?
ISFJ: I’m really sorry, is there anything I can do to make it better?
ESFJ: I’m here to help you feel better. Let’s get started.
fun fact: my URL has nothing to do with Ciel Phantomhive (like, ‘Smile’ doesn’t refer to his circus nickname, either)
it’s actually based on a Death Note doujinshi I read when I was like 14 LMFAO
really sick of seeing so much hate directed towards the police on here. look, we get it, you prefer sting’s solo work, i like it too alright? that doesnt mean ‘every little thing she does is magic’ and ‘can’t stand losing you’ arent awesome jams. ‘roxanne’ and ‘don’t stand so close to me’ are classic, don’t even get me started on ‘spirits in the material world’. just stop ok?